April 2012
Saturday
whatshouldwecallme:
Morning:
Night:
Hi, I’m Elle Woods, and this is Bruiser Woods. And we’re both Gemini vegetarians. I have a bachelor’s degree in fashion merchandising from CULA. And I was a Zeta-Lamda-Nu sweetheart. President of my sorority, Delta Nu. And last year, I was homecoming queen.
Oh! Two weeks ago, I saw Cameron Diaz in Fred Segal and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange...
WHEN IM TOO DRUNK TO GIVE THE CAB DRIVER...
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M LIKE:
WHEN IM DRIVING AND MY FAVORITE SONG COMES ON THE...
howdoiputthisgently:
I’M LIKE: